British Couple Having Sex In Park On Broad Daylight Busted By Angry Cricketers (PHOTO)

As the saying goes, the best laid plans of horny men often go awry -- or something is like that, but this photos of a bare-assed British dude banging his chick in a busy park definitely applies.

In a video and photos, shot over the weekend in Leeds, England, you can hear a concerned citizen calling the police to report the guy's failure to Brexit his Girlfriend within yards, apparently, of a cricket match.

Once the players noticed, a violent case of coitus interrupts went down. One guy ran over and put an end to the bangers and mash by slapping the BF in the face multiple times. More than a handful of parkgoers called cops, but in the end it looks like cricketers handled it just fine.